JOY'S
Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside
Southern
Women
I don't know about anybody else, but Southern is a good thing to be. I've taken delight in the comfort, as well as the humor in it !
Southern women know bad
manners when they see them:
~~~~~~Drinking straight out of a can
~~~~~~Not sending thank you notes
~~~~~~Velvet after February
~~~~~~White shoes before Easter or after Labor
Day
Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
~~~~~~Dewy skin
~~~~~~A winning smile
~~~~~~That unforgettable drawl
Southern women know their manners:
~~~~~~"Yes, ma'am"
~~~~~~"Yes, sir"
Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
~~~~~~"Y'all come back!"
~~~~~~"Well, bless your heart."
~~~~~~"Drop by when you can."
~~~~~~"How's your mama?"
~~~~~~"Love your hair."
Southern women know their summer weather report:
~~~~~~Hot
~~~~~~Hot
~~~~~~Hot
Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
~~~~~~Summer tans
~~~~~~Wide brimmed hats
~~~~~~Adorable sandals
Southern women know their p's &q's:
~~~~"P"ecan pie (pronounced "puh con" not pee-can)
"P"ralines (pronounced "praw-leens" not "pray-leens")
---"P"unch
Southern women know everybody's first name:
~~~~~~Honey
~~~~~~Darlin'
~~~~~~Sugah
Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
~~~~~~Driving Miss Daisy
~~~~~~Steel Magnolias
~~~~~~Fried Green Tomatoes
Southern women know their religions
~~~~~~Methodist
~~~~~~Presbyterian
~~~~~~Football
Southern women know their country breakfasts:
~~~~~~Grits
~~~~~~Country ham
~~~~~~Mouth-watering, homemade biscuits
Southern girls know the four deadly sins:
~~~~~~Bad hair
~~~~~~Bad manners
~~~~~~Bad blind dates
~~~~~~Bad Dancers
Southern girls know men may come and go, but girlfriends are fo'evah!
Look awaaaaay, Dixie!
